You want to talk about 
The shows we’ve watched
The meals we’ve had
The wines that are on sale

You want to talk about 
The stars we’ve eaten
And those we’ve drunk
The frequency of our poop

The distance you ran
The shoes you wore
How to remove sweat smells 
from old shirts

The stink of the detergent 
The chemicals in the softener
The carcinogens in the dryer sheets
The problems with the solution 

The temperament of the car
The mileage’s average
The tyres are as flat as
Last night’s Prosecco

Tomorrow’s weather
The sleep we didn’t sleep
The shapes 
of the sheets in the morning